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Sunday, January 16, 2005

Levity by Flatulence

My senior quote in my highschool yearbook was, "Gas is God's gift to lighten heavy situations."

The older I get the more I think that statement is so true!

If you were having a huge fight with someone and then all of the sudden one of you "toots"- you are gonna laugh! Suddenly you might not be so angry at that person.

If you are so upset and just in a grumpy mood and someone "fluffers"- you are gonna laugh! Suddenly the moment is not so gloomy.

If you are sad and your heart is heavy and there is a "break in the wind"- you are gonna laugh! Suddenly you are a bit more light hearted.

See how much of a gift gas is to us. God definitely must have a sense of humor- He must laugh!

Today in church Eli "cut the cheese" very loudly. His timing was impeccable. You know in church how there are those moments when it is totally silent, like right before someone is about to pray. Well, twice today in church Eli took advantage of those quiet moments to let himself be heard.
Everyone around me was trying so hard not to laugh. I didn't even bother trying- I just started laughing because it was so loud and so funny! He is such a little man!!!

Another funny time Eli farted very loudly was on the IJM staff retreat. (www.IJM.org) Gary Haugen was giving a talk on silence. He ended his talk by showing a video to all of us. The video was totally silent, we were reading captions. The room was equally as silent- well, till Eli released a tummy bubble.

Again Eli and I became the center of attention. It was obvious that those around me were holding back their laughs. I could hardly breathe because I was trying so hard not to burst out into a belly laugh. It really was funny.

I think what makes these poots so hysterical is his timing. Also, you know how things are always so much funnier when you are in a situation where laughing is inappropriate? I think that is why Eli's flatulence is to much more memorable at these times.

I am sure all of us have our own stories we could share of how flatulence truly brought levity to a situation. If you have a sec- post a comment and share a funny flatulence story.
Comments:
Hey Kellie. We have had many memorable, flatulent times together. Remember Christmas time many years ago? We were decorating the tree at your house. When I was coming back from the bathroom and started to walk towards you and the tree, I noticed a not-so-pleasant odor. I said, "Oh my gosh! What's that smell?". Then, you started laughing. That was so hilarious. We couldn't stop laughing. So, that's my story. I'm sorry if that was embarrassing. I miss you and can't wait to see you.
 
Oh don't even get me started on any "passing gas" stories. So many to tell. Ivan, I promise I won't tell any of yours. Will seemed (not so much anymore) to have passed gas in the most inapropriate places & times. But they are BABIES!! What are you going to do!! Right?!? Better that they release it then that they hold it and have belly ache.
 
I don't know if we already told you this story, Kellie, but it was actually the night we got back from the funeral. It was when all our stuff had been stolen and we were making the report with the police officers. One was typing on her laptop and the other commenting, and I was holding Madalyn in my lap. Words can't describe the explosiveness and volume of the fireworks she put on on for about three seconds right then and there. And I can assure you, no one held back from laughing...it was hyseterical. I was just glad everyone realized it was her and not me!!

--Katie
 
Kellie, I will never forget in 8th grade when we went around recruiting at elementary schools and we stopped to eat lunch one day at Krystal. That day of chili has been such a memory of laughter and joy for us over the years. I wish that I could remember all the times over the years that we have shared funny stories and experiences. I love you and I can't wait to see you.
Jess
 
Kellie, I had to write about my latest gas experience. Let's just say that every meal served in Brazil includes rice and beans. One day in rehearsal we were taking ourselves way too seriously about this one dance that was supposed to be really heavy. Well, apparently the rice and beans were sitting heavy as well, b/c there was more than one moments of "passing of the gas" in that rehearsal that seemed to bring perspective. God does indeed have a purpose for gas. :)
 
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